her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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