dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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