i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Drake has all the answers
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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