Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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