are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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