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How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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