She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I am one with the molecules
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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