3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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