And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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