Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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