Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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