You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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