in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I enjoy the company of your penis
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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