Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I party with great urgency now.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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