when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
