i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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