Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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