we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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