Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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