Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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