At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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