At least make sure they are 18
Why
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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