Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
