you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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