I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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