stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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