At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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