these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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