i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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