Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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