With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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