quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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