i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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