Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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