So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
