dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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