I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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