my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
