high people should be assigned attendants
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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