I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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