I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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