I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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