I wannas sexs uuuuu
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Vodka?
Forever.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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