is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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