just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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