there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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