That's intense
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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