Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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