i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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