Do you still have your period?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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