Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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