i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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