Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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