butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm lost and stupid without you.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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