we're blogging at a bar
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You've changed since you got that strap on
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