i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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