We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Houston, we have a squirter
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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