Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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