So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize